spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

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nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

(Source: phineasomg, via crunchier)

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

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officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

(via asian)

eiffeled:

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

(Source: eiffeled, via oknope)

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via asian)